• Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

ashton-irwin:

THIS TIME LAST YEAR MICHAEL HAD WHITE HAIR, NO TATTOOS, NO PIERCINGS, & I THOUGHT LIFE WAS SWEET BUT BOY IT GOT BETTER

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harryedward:

when someone calls me pretty when i dont have makeup on

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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